{"id":252,"date":"2008-12-11T17:20:47","date_gmt":"2008-12-12T00:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eriknovales.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/12\/11\/asymptotic-career\/"},"modified":"2008-12-11T17:20:47","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T00:20:47","slug":"asymptotic-career","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eriknovales.com\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"Asymptotic Career"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nba.com\/playerfile\/cuttino_mobley\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Cuttino Mobley<\/a> is <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20081211\/ap_on_sp_bk_ne\/bkn_knicks_mobley_retires;_ylt=ArwtNaY0xbpJ23.i5cvFv3us0NUE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">hanging up his jersey for good<\/a>, due to a previously-undiagnosed heart condition.<\/p>\n<p>Now I feel a bit mean for cracking wise about his <a href=\"http:\/\/eriknovales.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/11\/25\/cuttino-mobleys-heart-rate-goes-to-zero-as-mike-dunleavy-approaches-infinity\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u201casymptotic\u201d condition<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like Cuttino Mobley is hanging up his jersey for good, due to a previously-undiagnosed heart condition. Now I feel a bit mean for cracking wise about his \u201casymptotic\u201d condition.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eriknovales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eriknovales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eriknovales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eriknovales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eriknovales.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eriknovales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eriknovales.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eriknovales.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eriknovales.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}